7 Mishaps I’d Love to See at the 86th Academy Awards

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I’m a huge fan of the Academy Awards which airs March 2 on ABC. When the red carpet rolls out, my TV is on! I especially love the glitz and glamor! Million dollar jewelry sparkling under the lights of the cameras. Celebrities looking as if they just stepped off the runway. It’s an event that makes you wish you were one of Will Smith’s kids!

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I also enjoy the mishaps, like wardrobe malfunctions (Who can forget Jennifer Lopez’s almost nip-slip in 2012?) and F-bomb drops that manage to sneak past the bleeper thingamajig. The disasters are often more entertaining than the actual awards!

This year, I have a laundry list of mishaps I’d love to see. Here are my top 7 headlines:

Christian Bale Goes Terminator After Failing to Win Best Actor

Remember when Christian Bale went ballistic on the set of Terminator Salvation? He was so pissed off when a director ruined a scene, he threatened to beat some serious ass. Well, he’s up for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his work in American Hustle. I’ve been praying to the Oscar gods that the award go to Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave) or Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street). I want to see Christian go Terminator!

It’s a No-Go for Partier Justin Bieber; Escorted from Awards Show for Being…Justin Bieber

I think we’ve all had enough of Bieber Fever, which scientists have proven lowers our intelligence by 90 percent. No one wants to see Baby Biebs unshaven mug at such a classy event. If for some reason he manages to get in, let’s hope and pray he sits far, far away from Miley Cyrus.

Matthew McConaughey Shirtless After Wine Spill

Come on. You know he’s pretty. That’s why I’m hoping his date trips and spills wine all over his shirt. And that he removes it. While a camera is zooming in on him. Thank you.

James Franco and Seth Rogen Prank Best Supporting Actor Winner Jonah Hill

What could be better than Jonah Hill actually winning Best Supporting Actor? Jonah Hill being pranked by pals James Franco and Seth Rogen while accepting his award. Imagine the bleeps after those two storm the stage!

Twerking Prohibited at Oscars; Miley Duct Taped to Seat

If I so much as see one hip thrust or squat that is not somehow involved in an exercise regimen winning documentary of the year, I’ll pluck my eyeballs out and donate them to science. The event better be a twerk-free zone. Or someone better duct tape Miley to her seat.

Ellen Shocks Crowd; Dances With Streaker to Limit “Exposure”

The most shocking moment in Oscar history happened in 1974 when a streaker ran behind British Actor David Niven (who was presenting to the ever-classy Elizabeth Taylor). Things hardly went well after this happened. No one had a ball. Wouldn’t you love to see a repeat now that Ellen is hosting? In typical easygoing style, she’d probably keep the exposure to a minimum by dancing with the jolly nudist.

XXX (insert name) Shows up Dressed for Halloween (or to Take Over the World)

Despicable Me 2 is up for Best Animated Feature (I hope it wins!). I’m hoping, hoping, hoping that someone attends the Oscars dressed as a Minion!

What’s something you’d like to see at this year’s Academy Awards?

Posted on by Crystal in MommiFried Extras

24 Responses to 7 Mishaps I’d Love to See at the 86th Academy Awards

  1. Janine Huldie

    Seriously, I think your version of the academy awards sounds better then anything that could actually happen there and I seriously am all for Matthew McConaughey going shirtless and totally would love to see some Minions show up, too!! :)
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    • Crystal

      Right?!?! Let’s see what really does transpire!

  2. Rabia @TheLiebers

    I might actually watch if I knew one of these would happen. Especially Mr. McConaughey…Yum!
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    • Crystal

      HA HA! That would be too good to be true!

  3. WriterMom Angela

    My favorite thing at these award shows is always when the hunky, hot, drool worthy actor brings his mom as his date. Best. Thing. Ever!!
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  4. Michelle

    This would be funny. Maybe you’ll get lucky. :)
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    • Crystal

      We’ll see on Sunday! LOL

  5. The Dose of Reality

    I’m always up for shenanigans on live TV! This is SO funny! I saw we start filling some wine glasses now to help Matthew McConaughey along with the whole shirtless thing!! –Lisa
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    • Crystal

      Yes. And YES!!! Wine glass filled!

  6. Allie

    What a great list!! I especially want to see the Bieber thing, Matthew M shirtless and oh yes, a prank for Jonah!!
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    • Crystal

      Tune in on Sunday! We can hope!

  7. Nicole @ Work in Sweats Mama

    Adding my vote for a shirtless Matthew. Yes, please!
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  8. Laura

    If you want to see more shirtless Matt, you should watch his new show on HBO True Detectives. It’s awesome and the shows pretty good too.
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    • Crystal

      OMG! I had no idea! Thank you for telling me!

  9. Kristi Campbell

    I want shirtless Matthew!!! He’s my pretend husband. Wait, that sounds weird, right? Just he’s the one that I always say is hot. Always. Like on my list? Still weird??? Hahah to the public twerking, too!!! Awesome!
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    • Crystal

      HA HA HA! We all have them. Mine happens to be Chris Hemsworth! :)

  10. AJ

    I support all of these things but ESPECIALLY shirtless McConaughey. Yes, please.
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  11. Angela Gilmore

    I would love to see Christian Bale lose his sh*t at his table. I want him to go full out Hulk, that would be amazing (and a little terrifying)! Do you watch True Detective with MM? He is a whole new kind of good looking in that show!
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  12. Julia@Happy House and Home

    OMG that’s funny! I might watch now that I understand all of the possibilities!!!
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  13. Luke Ciciliano

    Seeing Bieber hauled off in handcuffs would be even better than seeing him escorted out.

  14. Amber Day Hicks

    Shirtless Matthew M gets my vote. Yummy
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