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A Pictorial of My Mood Today

Posted on by Crystal in MUDDies | 3 Comments

Today sucks ass. There is no way to sugarcoat what I have experienced since waking up at 4:30 (thanks Aless) this morning. It actually started last night just before I was going to bed. I went back to reread my latest blog post and discovered that some of the sharing links were not working. I frantically tried to fix the “issue” for two hours before finally giving up. This put me to bed well past midnight. I couldn’t sleep because I was aggravated and pissed off that I couldn’t fix the “issue”. Read more

Is the term “mommy blogger” unacceptable?

Posted on by Crystal in MommiFried Extras | 3 Comments

I’m rather new to this whole mommy blogger world. It’s been exactly two months since I started my mommy blogging efforts, and I’ve been having a fantastic time meeting other mommy bloggers and moms around the world. It was brought to my attention, however, by a mommy blogger no less, that mommy blogger is now an unacceptable description; that I should use a term like “lifestyle blogger” or just blogger. What?

Unsure if I should take this advice to heart, I went in search of an answer as to why “mommy blogger” might be considered an unacceptable description (because I didn’t think to ask – I was too shocked to hear this) and what the general consensus was on using the terminology. In a recent article mother and author Kate Hopper stated, “Once something is labeled “momoir” or a “mommy blog” people don’t take it seriously as literary venture.” Fair enough, but a difficult statement to substantiate. Heather Armstrong, whose writing is impeccable, is one of the most well-known mommy bloggers. She is taken seriously as literary venture and deeply respected in the literary world. There are others, as well, including Scary Mommy’s Jill Smokler, The Bloggess Jenny Lawson, Alice Bradley of Finslippy and the list goes on. These women have written bestsellers, author popular columns and have been featured in countless publications. And they have achieved literary venture through their respective mommy blogs. Read more

I learned something about myself this week

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The past three weeks have been particularly rough – the trying to fit a square into a circle kind of rough. Alessandra’s sleep schedule has been upside down and I fell into a state of perpetual exhaustion. Just the thought of having to walk to the bathroom or fold a load of laundry was enough to wear me out. It has also been a period of adjustment with Nick returning to work and not being here to help. He doesn’t have the most daytime-friendly hours right now either, so we are currently doing the “two ships passing in the night” thing, making life even more tiring. Until today, which I’ll explain later, I’ve been a walking zombie. But the truth is I have no one to blame but myself. Read more

Pass the placenta, please.

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Am I the only person who doesn’t get the whole “give birth, devour the placenta” trend? Seriously, I am forever scarred at the thought of parents cooking and biting into their child’s afterbirth. I’m even more mortified that some would eat this raw. What.the.f. are you people thinking? To me, it’s the equivalent of eating a kid’s dried up umbilical cord piece after it falls off or even gobbling up their first poop. You wouldn’t eat those, would ya’? Of course not. All of it – gross. Read more

Rewards & Responsibility: How I Got My School-Aged Child To Stop Pooping His Pants

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On one of my favorite mom blog discussion boards, a fellow member spoke openly about her frustrations with her 7-year-old son constantly pooping his pants – even while at school. Despite their best efforts, she has been unable to break her son of this less than pleasant habit.

I had a similar experience with one of my own school-aged sons – who shall remain nameless. For a period of more than two years, he constantly pooped his pants and then tried to hide the “evidence”. I’d walk into his bedroom and instantly smell something hideous. Somewhere lingering in a drawer, behind a bureau or tucked behind boxes in his closet, I knew there was a pair of underwear with days-old poop stuck to them. To make matters worse, my son would also hold his poop causing ongoing problems with constipation.

We tried many tactics – from talking opening with him and trying to reassure him that it was okay to have an occasional accident, but it was not okay trying to hide it to scolding (not appropriate in this situation, but we were desperate) and taking away special privileges – but nothing worked. We did seek the help of his pediatrician, who prescribed mineral oil daily and Miralax as needed. This helped with the constipation end of things, but not with the accidents.

After constantly having to buy new underwear and bombarded with accident after accident, I, as a mother, couldn’t take it anymore. I finally broke down and set up an appointment with a local child psychologist. It was the best decision I ever made with respect to this situation. The psychologist came up with a game plan that literally saved our lives. Read more

Decadent Whoopie Pie Cake Recipe

Posted on by Crystal in MommiFried Extras | Leave a comment

As many of you know, I was born, raised and still live in Maine. I love this state which is home to the likes of L.L. Bean, lobster, Moxie and the infamous whoopie pie. Although some states claim to have “invented” whoopie pies, it is considered synonymous with New England and believed to have been “invented” in Maine back in the 1920s.

Also “invented” in Maine is the whoopie pie cake, a decadent, melt-in-your-mouth dessert fit for a King (or Queen). It’s relatively easy to make and a great treat for the kids! Enjoy! Read more

I Won A Pinterest Contest!

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In an earlier blog post, I mentioned that I had been slightly addicted to Pinterest contests for a few weeks back in June. I also said I wasn’t going to spend any more time entering future ones. Well, I kinda’, sorta’ didn’t follow through with that statement. During my vacation a few weeks ago, I entered a few that looked particularly interesting. And wouldn’t ya’ know, I won one! I received notification yesterday that I was one of two Grand Prize Winners of the “Creating Home OutsidePinterest contest from Julie Moir Messervy Design Studio and Home Outside. My winnings – a complete home landscape design makeover. Read more

My Thoughts on Lance Armstrong, Self-Serving Tygarts and What Martha Stewart Would Say

Posted on by Crystal in MommiFried Extras | 3 Comments

It was a sad morning to wake up and read headlines talking about Lance Armstrong on the verge of being banned from the world of cycling FOREVER and losing his seven Tour de France titles (which is now a reality) – all at the hands of a little outfit known as the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency or more specifically, it’s fearless (and obviously narcissistic) chief, Travis Tygart. Non-analytical evidence is being used this time around – testimony from fellow cycling teammates, several who claim they saw Armstrong inject himself with “EPO”, a naturally occurring hormone.

No one can say for sure what really happened – but Armstrong has stressed time and time again that he is innocent. Whether or not you believe him, he has passed hundreds of drug tests and was exonerated of all charges years ago. Obviously, that wasn’t good enough for some. Read more