Some of the weirdest conversations we have around here happen before the rooster crows. Maybe it’s the way our brains wake up. Or maybe we’re not really awake.
ME: Why do alligators have such a powerful bite? That seems unfair to the rest of the animal kingdom.
PONTILICIOUS: What? It’s 5:30 in the morning. I can’t answer something like that right now.
ME: No wonder they have been around since prehistoric times. They can eat a dump truck. And why do think dinosaurs existed?
PONTILICIOUS: I have no idea.
ME: Why would something so mean, aggressive and destructive be put on earth?
PONTILICIOUS: You’re looking at it all wrong. They were survivors. They were just trying to survive.
ME: They were unnecessarily big and assholes. It was uncalled for. I mean, why not oversized fluffy bunnies? Why did earth not consist of them instead of dinosaurs?
PONTILICIOUS: What is wrong with you?
I think the only time to have a conversation like that is at 5:30 in the morning. You make some good points. Dinosaurs do see like assholes.
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Curious to what tomorrow’s conversation will be, after a missed hour of sleep and a different dawn. Thanks to Daylight Savings!
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Hahaha, that’s the best conversation to start the day. And not all the dinosaurs were assholes, I’d like to think the bronotsauruses (brontosauri? Oh must be the latter cause the red squiggly line didn’t pop up under it) were kind of the giant bunnies of the dinosaurs, just lacking the cute, fluffy part I suppose…
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