Sometimes you just gotta laugh…
PONTILICIOUS: (standing on front porch with door wide open to the living room) It’s so warm outside today!
ME: (shivering and cursing under my breath) It’s like 10 degrees out. It’s not warm.
PONTILICIOUS: It’s way warmer than 10 degrees. Trust me.
ME: (pulls up Weather.com) It’s 22 degrees out. Woo hoo! (clapping hands like a nutcase while bouncing up and down in the recliner) Caden, let’s go outside and tan! It’s a heat wave!