You Know You’re a Multi-Tasking Goddess Mother When…

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You can simultaneously pee while bouncing a two-month-old on your knee (and while having a two-year-old crawling over your shoulder to sit in the sink…like a genie.)

You’ve mastered the art of folding clothes with one arm, because there’s an infant asleep in the crook of the other.

There’s dinner cooking, laundry drying, dishes soaking, and kids happily splashing in the bathtub…all at the same time.

Your toes become your best friend and super-duper picker uppers because your arms are full of kids, clothes, toys, trash, firewood, groceries, birdseed, kids, clothes, toys…

You are more proficient using a laptop one-handed.

You can start electronic devices with the push of your nose.

You can host a Google Hangout (or conference call) without anyone catching on that there are kids in the background dismantling the house.

You can breast feed while vacuuming the entire house—steps included.

Your best ideas come to you in your sleep, because that’s the only time you can think.

You can sweep the floor while hoisting around a wailing baby.

You’ve figured out how to nap and eat while taking a shower.

Your OCD left you a note asking where you’ve been lately.

Add your Goddess Mother multi-tasking achievement in the comments below!

Posted on by Crystal in MommiFried Extras, Uncategorized

6 Responses to You Know You’re a Multi-Tasking Goddess Mother When…

  1. Tarana

    I agree with all of these! And wow, how did you know I get my best ideas while sleeping?
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  2. Bev

    I am mighty impressed! I am slowly learning how to become a multi-tasking mama. Right now I’m pumping, eating breakfast and reading blog posts, but I would like to figure out how to breast feed while vacuuming!
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  3. Amber Day Hicks

    I can see you doing all of this with your wonderwoman cape on!!! XO!
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  4. another jennifer

    Breastfeeding while vacuuming? Now that’s impressive!
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  5. Angela

    I remember at least once participating in a job interview via telephone while a baby was on my lap filling his diaper, does that count? (p.s. I got the job! lol)
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  6. Michelle

    You are definitely superwoman!
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